Thursday, November 24, 2011

Job application

Dear Mr Wonka


I am writing to apply for the position of the five star Cadbury chocolate factory. As I am a great treat designer I would come up with some great treats for girls and boys all over the world.


I fell that I am well qualified for the job. I understand the importance of working in a team with your Ompa lumpas- no offence they are tiny.


I would accept 700,000 a year as I would work as hard as I can to create new flavours.


I look forward to discussing this further with you.


Your sincerely Jack W

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious Jack. Would you ask Mr Wonka if I could work for him as well? Or Do I have to make a letter of your high quality as well?

    P.S. It's quite lonely on my blog, could you visit it?

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